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Hemorrhoids will crush your sex life

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[Apr 21,2009 10:28am - Chuck Schuldiner‘s Rectum  ""]
Although they're a curse of the industry, roids can blight your sex life. No more will a man see a winking hole, but a rocky road filled with S&M style blood-squirting screams!

What's your favorite cure?

1 cup motor oil straight from the crank case
3 tbsp hydrochloric acid
1 ground onion

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[Apr 21,2009 10:39am - ouchdrummer ""]
Prep H wipes, FTW
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[Apr 21,2009 11:07am - DYA NLI  ""]
Carbide bit metal reamer always worked for me.
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[Apr 21,2009 11:15am - largefreakatzero ""]
Attn: Conservationist. The CSR joke is old and unfunny. Please bring back "NIGGER" character, it was far more hilarious.

KTHXBYE
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[Apr 21,2009 12:40pm - Yeti ""]
agreed, this one is dumb.
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[Apr 21,2009 12:43pm - Lamp ""]
None of these alter egos are funny.
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[Apr 21,2009 1:19pm - SinisterMinister ""]
I had hemorrhoids once. Went down to Rite Aid and they were all out of Preparation H. I started tearing down displays, and screaming at people. Roid Rage is a terrible thing.


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