how long will mayonnaise keep[views:3799][posts:26]______________________________________ [Jan 30,2009 8:05am - the_reverend ""] I just openned a jar and made a sammich out of stuff that said to buy it before oct 2003. |
| ______________________________________ [Jan 30,2009 8:06am - the_reverend ""] I am an avid food gambler. |
| ______________________________________ [Jan 30,2009 8:09am - SkinSandwich ""] ha! |
| _________________________________________ [Jan 30,2009 8:32am - ancient master ""] here in India, they keep unsealed mayonnaise out all the time. As far as I can tell it doesnt go bad here? I havent eaten it though |
| ___________________________________ [Jan 30,2009 9:19am - dreadkill ""] if a thread was ever going to make me throw up, this would be the thread. |
| _______________________________________ [Jan 30,2009 9:24am - boblovesmusic ""] wow, 4 year old mayonnaise is more vomit inducing then girls eating their own shit while a guy eats a hot dog while someone vomits on them? haha |
| ______________________________________ [Jan 30,2009 9:34am - the_reverend ""] 4 year old would make this 2007. This mayo is 5 1/2 years old. |
| _______________________________________ [Jan 30,2009 9:38am - boblovesmusic ""] ... just woke up and so my math isn't great! sosumi! hehe |
| ___________________________________ [Jan 30,2009 9:42am - dreadkill ""] yeah, old mayo is more vomit inducing than all the fucked up things posted on this board. |
| ______________________________________ [Jan 30,2009 9:48am - the_reverend ""] i put a lot on the bread too |
| ____________________________________ [Jan 30,2009 10:01am - dreadkill ""] you're an awful man |
| ________________________________________ [Jan 30,2009 10:22am - boblovesmusic ""] psh, that's nothing. I had my dead grandmother's cookies more than 10 years after she died! No, not the recipe, but actual cookie dough that had been left in the freezer for 10+ years until my aunt discovered it and decided to bake them. They tasted amazing though there was a strange aftertaste. |
| ____________________________________________ [Jan 30,2009 10:25am - FuckIsMySignature ""] :pukeface: |
| _________________________________________ [Jan 30,2009 10:32am - DestroyYouAlot ""] APPETIZING THREAD IS APPETIZING |
| ________________________________________ [Jan 30,2009 10:36am - boblovesmusic ""] Now I'm hungry for those cookies... There's always nutella with caribou patte on top of a cracker! |
| ____________________________________ [Jan 30,2009 11:24am - dreadkill ""] that sounds gross too |
| ________________________________ [Jan 30,2009 11:35am - dftg ""] theres a bunch of shit in this thread I don't understand boblovesmusic said:... just woke up and so my math isn't great! sosumi! hehe so sue you? boblovesmusic said:Now I'm hungry for those cookies... There's always nutella with caribou patte on top of a cracker! caribou pate? as in ground up caribous? where do you get that? |
| ________________________________________ [Jan 30,2009 11:50am - boblovesmusic ""] you know the Mac sound sosumi, it comes from the phrase so sue me. There's a story behind it but I don't remember it. And I went on a trip to the arctic, specifically Nunavik. They had caribou pate there. I didn't have any, but I did have a piece of beluga. It was like eating rubber. Not even soy sauce could help. |
| ____________________________________ [Jan 30,2009 11:52am - dreadkill ""] that's disgusting, bob |
| ________________________________________ [Jan 30,2009 11:58am - boblovesmusic ""] there was also a dessert like thing where they took seal blood mixed it with berries and sugar. I didn't try that. However, they cooked an amazing swordfish steak! |
| __________________________________ [Jan 30,2009 12:41pm - c.DeAD ""] dreadkill said:you're an awful man QFT. He likes Taco Smell and alot of mayo. Palette of a fucking dog! |
| ______________________________________ [Jan 30,2009 12:43pm - ouchdrummer ""] I am servesafe certified, and i know for a fact that mayonaisse will keep NOT refridgerated for a very long time. I am not sure about 6-7years, but it will keep for a long ass while. Most people think that when potato salad goes bad at a picknick it's cause of mayo, it's not, it't the potatos. |
| _______________________________ [Jan 30,2009 12:45pm - Yeti ""] "we need some more special sauce. put this mayonnaise in the sun!" |
| _______________________________ [Jan 30,2009 12:47pm - Yeti ""] c.DeAD said:QFT. He likes Taco Smell normally i can sit idly by while horrible, atrocious things are said, but never will i condone the bashing of Taco Bell! PREPARE FOR BATTLE! |
| ____________________________________________ [Jan 30,2009 12:47pm - FuckIsMySignature ""] i'm so bad at telling when food has gone bad. |
| ______________________________ [Jan 30,2009 1:11pm - Yeti ""] FuckIsMySignature said:i'm so bad at telling when food has gone bad. i think that's more of a "not caring" thing. |
| _________________________________ [Jan 30,2009 1:51pm - c.DeAD ""] Yeti said: c.DeAD said:QFT. He likes Taco Smell normally i can sit idly by while horrible, atrocious things are said, but never will i condone the bashing of Taco Bell! PREPARE FOR BATTLE! Sorry, I have a severe hatred of Taco Smell. Every time I would go there (we are talking like 10 years ago) I would get the worst stomach pains and the food was always terrible. It was cheap and that was it's only redeeming quality. Garbage I say. |