for hoser b hoser: holy shit! shit stories[views:1488][posts:8]_______________________________________ [Oct 26,2006 11:02pm - the_reverend ""] I was at drifters... all the bathrooms were taken and I was feeling impending doom from my guts. an impending doom the likes of someone that had a meal consisting of 4-5 eggs and spinach and then 5 hours later pigged out on taco bell. 1/2 way through the band I went to see, my ass was at the breaking point and all the rest rooms still had people in them styling their hair or whatever. so I bolted and ran two 2 dunkins and 2 gas stations before I was able to dump that toxic waste. I thought I was going to end up shitting in holmen's stadio or something. let me tell you, shits like that make you want a mop and towels to clean your ass and not toilet paper. I wanted to wrap out a huge roll of paper towels and drag my ass along them. |
| _____________________________________________ [Oct 26,2006 11:12pm - ConquerTheBaphomet ""] LOL |
| _______________________________________ [Oct 26,2006 11:16pm - the_reverend ""] when I got back in my car, I finished my taco bell. |
| _____________________________________________ [Oct 26,2006 11:58pm - ConquerTheBaphomet ""] Wow, Aaron, you don't know when to quit, huh? |
| _______________________________________ [Oct 27,2006 12:01am - the_reverend ""] quit? I'm just getting started! |
| ___________________________________ [Oct 27,2006 12:46am - succubus ""] fee sorry for me and my nose |
| _____________________________________________ [Oct 27,2006 12:54am - ConquerTheBaphomet ""] Haha, I'm sure your shit smells just as bad on good days. |
| ______________________________________ [Oct 27,2006 1:43am - the_reverend ""] a week or so ago I had an egg sandwich and then 230130 apples. we got to dollar bills in derry and I really had to go, but there was a wicked long line and only one stall, both sexes. so I walked down 28 to a store while carina shopped. I finally get into the bathroom there and I hear "hello! can she use the bathroom? It's an emergency!" "you'll have to wait a minute, someone's in there" oh no.. the smell was already burning my nose. I mopped up quickly flushed and ran out to see a 4yo girl and her mom waiting right there outside the bathroom door. the little girl looked like she was going to burst. I took off, but I hear the lady behind me say "OH GOD!" haha |
| _________________________________ [Oct 27,2006 2:29am - mcmahon ""] there is section of I93 which haunts me... |