please help[views:1443][posts:13]__________________________________________ [Oct 25,2005 10:56pm - im_so_confused ""] My parents have been divorced for a while now, and my mom is always dating these guys who are terrible to her. I try to cheer her up and tell her to find a good guy, but she always brings home trash and then deludes herself into believing that he loves her. There have been like three or four of these guys. Well last week she comes home crying and says that John (made up name to protect his identity) broke up with her. I tell her that she'd be better off without him and stuff. She goes and gets some liquor out of the cupboard and starts pouring some. She's still crying, and I don't know what to do. She offers me some, and I take it because I've never drank before and anytime else she'd just yell at me. Well, it burns but tastes good, and I keep trying to cheer her up. Then she says: "Do you think I'm still pretty?" And I'm kind of embarrassed, but I say, "Yes..." We were sitting on the couch and she hugged me and stopped crying for a little bit, now I don't know if it was the liquor or what, but I started getting really horny. She had me right on her chest, and this is so gross, but I got a boner. She just laughed and smiled at me, but I was blushing like crazy. Seriously, I could've died there. She tells me that it's nothing to be ashamed of, and then hugs me again. She pours me another drink and we keep talking. After a while she moves closer to me and we're laughing and remembering all the good times, then she puts her hand on my leg. Oh God, and I got another boner. She smiled and put her hand on it! Seriously, if I were sober, there's no way I would've let her, but I don't know - at the time it just felt good. I'm going to cut the story short, but we ended up having sex. I feel weird describing it in detail to some random people on the internet, but we did. Now my question. Please be serious, this is a huge deal. When we had sex, we didn't use a condom. I can't even look at her in the eyes anymore after that night, so there's no way I can just come out and ask her if she's pregnant. She's been sick a lot lately, and eating strange things, so I'm worried she might be pregnant. I don't want to be a father. |
| ______________________________________ [Oct 25,2005 11:01pm - hahahahaha ""] you suck |
| ___________________________________________ [Oct 25,2005 11:01pm - davefromthegrave ""] this thread sucks |
| ___________________________________ [Oct 25,2005 11:03pm - Dankill ""] Keeping drinking |
| __________________________________________________ [Oct 25,2005 11:17pm - the_taste_of_cigarettes ""] best thread on the internet A+ seal of approval oh and Dankill is right if this is what you do when you drink, let me buy you a case of JD |
| __________________________________________________ [Oct 25,2005 11:18pm - my_pretentious_erection ""] seriously that's boring. i read it like two years ago on some text porn site. |
| _______________________________________________ [Oct 25,2005 11:20pm - Chris_From_Shit_Fuck ""] I'd start buying hookers and screwing them left and right. They're dead inside anyways. Then I'd piss all over them while humming "singing in the rain" by Bing Crosby. Next I'd throw dead mice all over the hookers giggling like a school girl, followed by defecating on each and every one of them. Finally, the boner that you got, I'd use it to clean out thier ears. I have no idea where I was going with that, but hey hope your problem works out. |
| ______________________________________________ [Oct 25,2005 11:21pm - DrinkHardThrashHard ""] Heh. Would that make you your own father then, in a legal way? |
| _________________________________ [Oct 26,2005 12:08am - Ryan_M ""] what would he say the next time somebody calls him a motherfucker? but seriously, if i got drunk and fucked my own mother....i'd drop everything and run away. change my name and move to canada or something, fake my own death.....i'd get the hell out of new england as fast as i could and never come back! |
| _____________________________________ [Oct 26,2005 12:11am - PatMeebles ""] This is an awesome thread. |
| ___________________________________________ [Oct 26,2005 12:13am - xxxproctologist ""] Ryan_M said:what would he say the next time somebody calls him a motherfucker? but seriously, if i got drunk and fucked my own mother....i'd drop everything and run away. change my name and move to canada or something, fake my own death.....i'd get the hell out of new england as fast as i could and never come back! hell,if i fucked his mother i would run and hide! |
| ___________________________________________ [Oct 26,2005 12:21am - davefromthegrave ""] Ryan_M said:what would he say the next time somebody calls him a motherfucker? "yup" |
| _______________________________________ [Oct 26,2005 6:42am - Joe/NotCommon ""] Is your mother hot? I am really good at providing abusive relationships, maybe we can even double team your slut mother? |
| __________________________________________ [Oct 26,2005 8:36am - largefreakatzero ""] Please post pictures of your mom scantily clad, or nuded out totally which is even better. Advice: move to NH -- that behavior is accepted in some of the more hickish towns. |