What do you say to your girlfriend when she is getting fat?[views:39758][posts:161]___________________________________________ [Aug 18,2012 3:22am - slar you morbid? ""] that man was bobby, can you post the damn pics from tonight rev? i want to see how hottt i looked with that explorer bass. :(((( |
| _________________________________________ [Aug 18,2012 3:27am - A HAPPY MEDIUM ""] [img] |
| ____________________________________ [Aug 18,2012 4:21am - Alx_Casket ""] arilliusbm said: Jansoon. |
| ______________________________________ [Aug 18,2012 4:25am - Garth Algar ""] slar%20you%20morbid? said:and one more thing, i would love to know how many of those of you who think bnmr's fat chick thing is mentally "wrong" or whatever are also homophobes, i mean, wanting to fuck dudes is kinda unnatural by the same token right? its also something that seems to inspire a similar kind of reptile brain vitriol that i just don't quite get. If you like fucking a scrawny a-cupped track runner, that doesnt bother me, nor does it bother me if you want to fuck a 500 pound bbw, nor does it bother me if you want to fuck another man. none of these things interfere with my own personal sexuality in any way i can surmise. seriously, i just can't understand why anyone would be so offended that someone found something sexually arousing that they themselves did not 100% share in. I think that's an insanely compelling argument. I think my opinion was short sighted and I suppose just flat out wrong. Personal sexuality is what's real. |
| ________________________________________ [Aug 18,2012 9:24am - DestroyYouAlot ""] slar%20you%20morbid? said:a wise man once told me, "if you're in a band together, it's not gay." I have long compared being in a band to having 3-4 girlfriends. |
| ____________________________________ [Aug 18,2012 9:30am - arilliusbm ""] Me too. Herugrim is an abusive relationship. |
| _________________________________________ [Aug 18,2012 10:00am - josh_hates_you ""] DestroyYouAlot said: I have long compared being in a band to having 3-4 girlfriends. arilliusbm said:Me too. Herugrim is an abusive relationship. Shut up and go make me some sammiches. |
| __________________________________________________ [Aug 18,2012 1:13pm - Herugrim Dungeon Master ""] josh_hates_you said: DestroyYouAlot said: I have long compared being in a band to having 3-4 girlfriends. arilliusbm said:Me too. Herugrim is an abusive relationship. Shut up and go roll me some decahedron dice. fixed |
| _______________________________________________________ [Aug 18,2012 1:24pm - Clergyman of the Velvet Cake ""] For on this day, God proclaimed "Thou shalt have thy cake and feast upon it in the company of wonderful friends and family." And so we marched on, devouring cakes by the dozen that evening, our stomach lining stretching, our bellies widening and portruding forward, developing upper thigh and arm cellulite, and of course our monstrous asses threatening to collapse the foundations we have sat upon, each new cake entering the digestive system causing a creak in our wooden chairs and almost assuring us that our safety was at risk. The next day, we all met in the dining room just as we had the previous evening, crimson crumbs littering the table, but this time it was a more somber occasion, as we were to dispose of our newfound girth ritualistically as our Bible and God had commanded us to do. Silently, we all faced away from the table in unison, dropped trou, and used our meaty fingers to pry apart our ass cheeks in unison to create a vile defecation. Only on this occasion, the defecation was not vile whatsoever; for crimson dolphins leapt from our colons. Live dolphins! They let out their echolocation of joy and swam off into the distance, fins flapping on a sea of dish soap. Then we all watched a week long marathon of Friends, affixed into position without blinking to achieve immortality. |
| ________________________________________ [Aug 18,2012 2:40pm - DestroyYouAlot ""] Herugrim%20Dungeon%20Master said: josh_hates_you said: DestroyYouAlot said: I have long compared being in a band to having 3-4 girlfriends. arilliusbm said:Me too. Herugrim is an abusive relationship. Shut up and go roll me some decahedron dice. fixed YES, DEAR |
| ____________________________________ [Aug 18,2012 3:03pm - arilliusbm ""] lolz |
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